Sunday, 6 August 2017

How to have a completely unproductive day \(;´□`)/

So I've decided to do something different today, seeming as a lot of these things happens to me multiple times a week, and I'm sure a lot of other people have the same problem. SO here goes!

Step numero uno: When your alarm that you set last night with the intent of getting up and doing things goes off in the morning, think about all the things you are going to do today and about getting up, but don't

Step numero dos: Think about all those things you were supposed to do today, e.g. go to the shops, pack for your vacation in 2 days, and make a huge really looooong list

Step numero tres: Stare at that list you just made and think about which one is the easiest and which one you should definitely do last

Step numero cuatro: Walk aimlessly around the house, checking in each room for something you don't know about, and open and close the fridge with the hope that something delicious will appear

Step numero cinco: Take a nap for all the hard work you've already accomplished

Step numero ses: Make yourself a bowl of cereal, seeming as there's nothing else to eat, but let it to go soggy because you've just realised you actually don't feel like cereal

Step numero siete: Make up you mind to actually do something with your day because it's getting late so call you friends with the intent of going shopping or go to the movies, but change your mind realising your not actually bothered to go outside and hangup before they answer

Step numero ocho: Mope around feeling sorry for yourself because nothing interesting happened today

Step numero nove: Decide that you've done enough for today and go to bed without bothering to make dinner

If you've completed all the steps above, congratulations! You've officially had the most unproductive day! Keep staying beautiful!

Love ya!  (๑・ω-)~♥

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